“This is my sister. She has always been my sister. Duh.” (Taken with instagram)
Mosby has started dragging his bowl out into the living room when he’s hungry.
I will have to stop him, of course. It is bad behavior.
But for tonight I’m just going to die laughing at my stupid, adorable puppy.
— Frances Lockie (via brazenbitch)
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Wow. Yous a spiteful, spiteful bitch.
And this is coming from ME. Damn, girl.
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“Obesity will crush the United States into oblivion.” That’s the final line of the trailer for HBO’s upcoming fatpocalypse documentary Weight of the Nation (which, as far as I can tell, was directed by Roland Emmerich and ends with Will Smith blowing up the fat-people mothership with a nuclear…
(Source: jezebel.com)